Current Ranks

Ranks
SwimNubs cannot kudo, tag, make new threads, upload images, delete posts, or use the html editor.
SwimPunks, SwimInstigators, SwimFlunkys, and SwimFails cannot kudo, tag, upload images, or delete posts.
Swimuminatis, Swimpotents, Swimportants, Swimfamouses, Swimmortals, and SwimHELPeRs have a kudo weight of 2 by default.
SwimArbiters and Almightys have a kudo weight of 3 by default.

Ranks	Posts	Days Registered	Minutes Online	Page Views
SwimNub	—	—	—	—
SwimPunk	0	2	50	50
Swimpotent	0	2646.25	150	800
SwimNerd	100	7	200	1000
SwimFan	500	21	400	2000
SwimHipster	1001	75	800	8000
SwimSuperfan	2293	182.5	1600	16000
SwimStar	4189	274	3200	64000
SwimHotshot	7133	365	6400	128000
Swimportant	7500	2646.25	<12800	180000
SwimIcon	9887	456	12800	186000
SwimGuru	13310	547.5	25600	230000
Swimfamous	15000	2646.25	45234	250000
SwimLegend	17933	639	51200	260000
Order of the Owl	25666	730	65400	300000
Swimmortal	30000	2646.25	98706	320000
Order of the Kitty	51333	912.5	161853	450000
Swimuminati	75000	1112	255600	734000
Almighty	143499	2646.25	730400	1034000

Gimmick Ranks

SwimPerfect	48, 117, 351, 793, 1001, 2983, 3292, and 5982 logins
SwimPossible	5200-5300, 16700-16800, 19200-19300, 21600-21700, 76500-76600, 256400-256500, 484300-484400, or 531300-531400 minutes online
SwimBinary	101, 1011, 10100, 11111, 101010, or 111,111 posts
SwimCount	123, 345, 567, 789, 1234, 5678, 12345, 34567, 56789, 78901, or 89012 posts
SwimDemon	666 posts
SwimLucky	777, 7777, or 77777 posts
Swim1337	1337 p05t5
SwimThreadless	No more than 3 threads started, including ones deleted. At least 200,000 minutes online and 1095 days registered.
Babbler	At least 30 posts, with at least 1/6 of total posts being threads started, between 7-75 days registered.
Incoherent Babbler	At least 150 posts, with at least 1/3 of total posts being threads started, between 21 and 182.5 days registered. Outranks Babbler.
SwimVoyeur	0-25 posts (including deleted posts), at least 182.5 days registered, 2000 minutes online, and 1000 page views.
SwimLurker	0-50 posts (including deleted posts), at least 730 days registered, 3000 minutes online, and 8000 page views.
SwimCreepy	0-100 posts (including deleted posts), at least 1825 days registered, 8000 minutes online, and 15000 page views.
SwimInstigator	Have at least 1/2 of your threads started deleted, and have fewer than 182.5 days registered.
SwimFlunky	Have 3/8ths to 1/2 of your posts deleted, and have fewer than 1095 days registered.
SwimFail	Have at least half of your total posts deleted, and have fewer than 1095 days registered.

Admin-Assigned

SwimHELPeR	Assigned to users along with the responsibility to watch over (report any abuse to mods, edit out any spoilers, merge obvious repeat threads, create polls/announcements, etc.) up to two show folders and create Wikis or guides for the shows in question. To get this rank you must outwardly express interest in a particular show. It probably also helps to show knowledge about the show and to have a good track record. Each folder can only have up to two HELPeRs (with a few special exceptions).
SwimArbiter	Moderators. Assigned to users trusted to enforce the site’s TOS and to just generally keep the peace (and er. . . moderate). They can lock and delete threads, move and delete posts/threads, ban users. To get this rank/position, you must be 18 years or older, and it’s said you’re more likely to get noticed if you follow the rules, be helpful, use good grammar, and have a good record as far as bans are concerned. You can not apply for the position. Campaigning is discouraged and won’t help you. Just try to have fun on the boards, be nice and well-behaved, and maybe some day you’ll get noticed.
SwimInsider	Administrators. Williams Street employees trusted with running the website. The Only way to get this rank is to work at Williams Street, on the website, and get assigned the rank.
SwimInsider	Williams Street Employees. The only way to get the rank would be to become a Williams Street employee. If you’re interested, this is the place to go to look for open jobs.
SwimAssociate	People affiliated with Adult Swim. Often given to show creators/producers/writers. The only way to get this rank is obvious.
Retired SwimBouncer	Moderators who’ve stepped down from moderatorhood.
Ol’ Salt	People who used to be admins who are no longer admins.
Custom Ranks	User-specific ranks, given out for various reasons. Often as rewards. These are becoming more and more common as they occasionally get contest prizes. If you see a rank that wasn’t listed on this chart, there’s a good chance it was a custom. Try checking this chart for it.